maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality
We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.
Unknown (via blua)
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
Mo Willems (via killergrape)
(Source: Flickr / kristinamrivera)
Every time Honey Molasses x Jill Scott comes on, I feel like some classy stripper is going to gracefully fall from the sky & give me the lap dance of a lifetime.
In one sentence
I never realized they said this!
Samuel Cornelis Reed makes me the happiest girl in the world.